[[A/N: I’m currently working on concept art for my other comic and decided to throw in a little something relevant to this blog.
Steve will appear as a re-occurring background character soon, so look out for him! He may have a line or two, but mostly he’ll just be hanging out in shots with lots of people.
Just…thought someone might care, I guess? XD ]]
[Herobrine]: Typical humans…More concerned with appearance than power. This is why you’re all doomed.
…Besides, Steve is a fat, hairy, gorilla with acne on his ass.
Just putting that out there.
[Brina]: Herobrine and I used to be like…Well, brother and sister! Brother Notch was always away on vacations, he never paid attention to me. So I followed Brother Herobrine everywhere, even into The Nether.
I had already died of old age and been reborn too many times to count. I was a little girl at the time he was last in his true form—those years between the death of one Player and the birth of the next.
Since Notch was always away, Herobrine had no choice but to watch over me. The Nether was indeed dangerous, but he was very protective. I was barely allowed out of the fortress. I guess all that time in The Nether corrupted me for a while there…But on the plus side, I learned to command fire. The older and more corrupt I got, the less Herobrine cared for me. Once Steve was born, Herobrine turned into a helpless infant and I was left to fend for myself.
I appreciate all he’s done for me regardless. He’s always been a stubborn idiot, but he’s still my big stupid brother, and I know he’s always got my back. Whether he’s in Steve’s pathetic form or not…
[[A/N: Reminds me vaguely of Bioshock. XD]]
[[A/N: HERE IS NETHERDRAGON!HEROBRINE BEING SUGOI WITH HIS LITTLE SISTER
IS HE KAWAII ENOUGH YET
HE IS DESU NAO HUH]]
(oh yeah, I also stole fingerwhirls finger-wings because they looked awesome)
[[A/N: Remember that red dragon Notch almost put in the game? The one that later became the enderdragon? That was totally my inspiration for this. I think of it as a “Netherdragon”. Its wings are ghast tentacles, and it has pig feet like zombie pigmen. The rest of it is pretty identical to the enderdragon, but with an eerily human-like face. It’s the same size as the enderdragon too. It breathes fire and spits lava like a boss.
This is the form Herobrine would take if he wasn’t forced to take the form of the Player. Can you really blame him for being pissed? I mean…If I was this cool, and then I turned into Steve…Pretty drastic downgrade there. XD]]
[[A/N: Had a sudden urge to draw Steve’s bitches ladyfriends. Except his mom is showing them all his embarrassing baby pictures because lol.
Left to right: Jolie, Leila, Rana, and Brina. Was originally gonna have Melody and Sistro in there but (1.) I got lazy and (2.) I’d draw them too poorly. >_> ]]
Original
Steve-vision
[[A/N: Delivered! Actually I would have liked to do this whole comic in Steve-vision, but I’m WAY too fukken lazy.]]
[[A/N: Apparently a ton of people ship JimXKelley.
>Whoops I ship it now too
>This blog is gay goblin-people now
>You can all go home
>No one’s blaming you
>KELLEY-KUN AND JIM-CHAN ARE SO SUGOI TOGETHER YOU DON’T UNDERSTAAAAAND]]
[[A/N: I think I drew her shoulders too wide…Anyway, here ya go. :D She’s meant to look black/Latina, not sure how well I did there. Shading is crap because screw shading, I don’t have time for that trivial poop. >:O
And her tooth isn’t black, it’s meant to be a little gap in her teeth. I happen to think it’s adorable…]]
[Steve]: The ladies say I’m…Finger-lickin’ good.
[Enderbro]: steve no stop
you are not funny enough for these jokes
you are going to get hurt
[[A/N: All the adorable fan art of these two is making me ship them…STOP IT YOU GUYS YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOING TO ME. HUU HUUUU HUUUUUU
However SteveXBooze will always be my OTP.
also how do i draw people help oh god.
I think I’m over my art block now. Gonna update some Dark Herobrine!]]
