[Enderbro]: it’s just a jump to the left

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[[A/N: I LOVE Rocky Horror. This was bound to happen eventually. :D]]

[Jolie]: That’s, uh…Quite a dramatic story, Elen…Hey, who wants to go to the park? I sure do! Let’s go to the park, yaaaay, fun!

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[[A/N: Thank you. XD I like her too. She’s fun to write~]]

[Omnipotent Narrator]: “Having been kicked out of his own home, Jim stayed with Kelley until his wife calmed down. Will she give him another chance? Will he ever see his beloved (if spoiled rotten) children again?

With her husband out of the picture, Jim’s Wife needed more help than ever. Jolie was hired as the kids’ live-in nanny. Will she learn to adjust to the hard life of the Singleverse? Especially among a village of prejudiced, human-hating testificates?

Steve and Enderbro went home and resumed life as usual, thankful that everything was (mostly) back to normal. At least until Herobrine returned…”

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[[A/N: And that ends this weird little arc. :> Going back to normal questions for a while now! Hope you enjoyed the story~]]

[[A/N: Had a sudden urge to draw Steve’s bitches ladyfriends. Except his mom is showing them all his embarrassing baby pictures because lol.

Left to right: Jolie, Leila, Rana, and Brina. Was originally gonna have Melody and Sistro in there but (1.) I got lazy and (2.) I’d draw them too poorly. >_> ]]

[[A/N: JIM’S WIFE used SEISMIC TOSS!

It’s super effective!]]

[Steve]: He possessed me and then I puked him up, so he’s total weaksauce now.

[Jolie]: Oh good! So y—…Wait, what?

[Steve]: You heard me.

[Jim]: Okay…I’m here. I’m not usually this slow but—

[Jim]: Lose some damn weight, Kelley…

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[[A/N: Part 2 coming up~

Trollie Jolie is best Jolie.

Also betting fiddy bux Jim spoils the hell out of that little girl.]]

[Jolie]: If I did, I wouldn’t remember. The Multiverse is home to countless different creatures from all over the universe! Every day I saw so many strange faces…Despite our differences, we managed to build a massive metropolis with a functioning economy. It wasn’t perfect, but it was my home. Until HE showed up…

[[A/N: I would slap the shit out of these kids…Except Elen, she’s not bad on purpose. >_>]]

[Kelley]: Because it would suck if you ditched out on our PLANS again. I have feelings, Man. And you’re hurting them—

[Jim]: OKAY! Okay. Human, you’re responsible for the well-being of my children for 3 hours tonight. If I find so much as a scratch on any of them, well…Jeb help you, because my wife will be home before me.

[Jolie]: You have nothing to worry about, Sir. I can’t wait to meet the little angels!

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[[A/N: Creepy!Kelley is my favorite Kelley. XD]]

Original Panel

Greys-vision

[[A/N: Had an urge to redraw this panel in my usual cartooning style…Jolie isn’t quite as small as she looks, it’s just that Steve is goddamn enormous.

>Post irrelevant doodles

>Followers drop like flies

>Keep doing it for lulz]]

[[A/N: I think I drew her shoulders too wide…Anyway, here ya go. :D She’s meant to look black/Latina, not sure how well I did there. Shading is crap because screw shading, I don’t have time for that trivial poop. >:O

And her tooth isn’t black, it’s meant to be a little gap in her teeth. I happen to think it’s adorable…]]

[Steve]: There’s no telling when HE‘ll show up. It could be today. It could be next week. But we have to stay here until he does, and we can’t hang out with ANYONE!

[Enderbro]: awwwww but that’s lame and unfun

I thought war was cool and exciting like on TV

TV lied to me Steve

[Steve]: No, Kelley! He’s after me. If I lead him to this village, he’ll burn it down faster than you can flip him off. You don’t want to put your people in danger, do you? I gotta deal with this myself. I’ll be fine, I built this big stupid Netherbrick fortress for Brina and—

[Kelley]: Blahblahblah, stop making noises at me. You’re going home; I’m coming with you!

[Steve]: Who’s gonna guard your village then? Come on, Kelley. Just do this for me, okay?

[Kelley]: But if you survive, you owe me a big smooch.

[Steve]: BUT—NO THAT’S—…Okay, whatever….Just keep Jolie safe until this is over.

[Jolie]: I’m not built for this outdoorsy adventuring stuff. I used to be a kindergarten teacher in a big city! I never had to mine my own coal or chop my own wood. I could just buy that stuff! The Singleverse seems so…Wild.

[Steve]: Oh. OH. OH SHIT. DAMN IT, BRINA! She let HIM out already?!

[Jolie]: What? Do you know him?

[Steve]: Ugh…You could say that. Point is, we gotta get you away from us as soon as possible. That “demon” is kinda pissed at me, and I’m sure after he’s done farming XP from the Multiverse he’ll be on his way here to ruin my shit.

[Enderbro]: hey

we should take her to Kelley’s village

they have a pinball machine

[Steve]: That’s a terrible idea! Testificates hate humans! But…I don’t think we have much of a choice right now. Come on, Jolie. I know a big Burly McStinkshit who can protect you…