[Enderbro]: it’s just a jump to the left
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[[A/N: I LOVE Rocky Horror. This was bound to happen eventually. :D]]
[Herobrine]: Yes…A most vicious idea. I’ll do it!
[Herobrine]: I’m a deity of chaos and destruction. I cause chaos and I destroy. I’d rather slaughter someone than waste time “socializing”…
[Herobrine]: When he dies and is reborn, all the unnatural changes he made to himself disappear. He exploits this by getting the most idiotic tattoos imaginable…Why Notch chose this “genius” as The Player, I’ll never know…
Anonymous asked: Can herobrine assume any for he wants?
[[A/N: Nope, just whoever the current Player is. Between the time they slay the dragon and the new Player is born, he takes his true form (the dragon) back.
Herobrine has the power to kill Steve permanently so he never slays the dragon, then he’ll be in his true form forever. That’s partially why he’s been trying to kill Steve the last few comics.]]
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[[A/N: This blog is now ultra classy dick-jokes for mature, dignified adults.]]
[Herobrine]: Typical humans…More concerned with appearance than power. This is why you’re all doomed.
…Besides, Steve is a fat, hairy, gorilla with acne on his ass.
Just putting that out there.
[[A/N: hay guize this is my bff 5ever Twonkie
shout out yall
o/ i wave in her general direction]]
[Brina]: Herobrine and I used to be like…Well, brother and sister! Brother Notch was always away on vacations, he never paid attention to me. So I followed Brother Herobrine everywhere, even into The Nether.
I had already died of old age and been reborn too many times to count. I was a little girl at the time he was last in his true form—those years between the death of one Player and the birth of the next.
Since Notch was always away, Herobrine had no choice but to watch over me. The Nether was indeed dangerous, but he was very protective. I was barely allowed out of the fortress. I guess all that time in The Nether corrupted me for a while there…But on the plus side, I learned to command fire. The older and more corrupt I got, the less Herobrine cared for me. Once Steve was born, Herobrine turned into a helpless infant and I was left to fend for myself.
I appreciate all he’s done for me regardless. He’s always been a stubborn idiot, but he’s still my big stupid brother, and I know he’s always got my back. Whether he’s in Steve’s pathetic form or not…
[[A/N: Reminds me vaguely of Bioshock. XD]]
[[A/N: I’ll just make the netherdragon kawaiier
until the haters like it. >:U ]]