sabotage pt. 3

[Kelley]: Come on, Kelley! It’s only four thousand pounds…! Hnnng!

[Kelley]: I know, I know! I’m sorry! I didn’t really mean to push you in the lake…I was just mad because I lost my job…If you want to smash me or something, I don’t blame you. Go ahead. I deserve it…

[Golembro]: You cray-cray or somethin? Why would I smash you when you just saved me? We should be homies, not enemies. It’s my job to protect testificates, not myself.

[Kelley]: But…I pushed you in the lake in the first place…

[Golembro]: Cool. If I knew you were gonna be such a little bitch about losing your job I would have sent you a gift basket or somethin.

[Kelley]: Er…speaking of, Enderbro told me to give you this:

[Golembro]: Fancy soap? Man that guy’s insane in the brain. Golems don’t need soap…Wait, scratch that…

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