May 2012
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flatass
[Kelley]: Thanks, she’ll appreciate your kindness! I had access to the library every day while I was growing up, so I got to read a lot. I probably read a lot of things I shouldn’t have…
[Kelley]: I couldn’t choose a favorite. If it has cool gorey pictures, I’m all over it. And yes, she’s always been very supportive of me. She’s one of the few people...
April 2012
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[Ask a half enderman]: [Shade]: After being thrown... →
askendershade:
[Shade]: After being thrown out of the End, I was stuck with no food, water, and very little energy.
After 4 days, i was about ready to collapse when i saw a little house with the lights on. I ran for it as fast as possible, hoping to find a villager with nightmares for me to eat.
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[[A/N: Hehe, this is so cool!]]
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....DRUMROLL PLEASE....(MineSpice Finale)
askneighbro:
[Steve]: »I-I-I-I-I-I-IRON!« .::{{ So our votes ended with Ranwë: 20 and Riki: 8! Thanks for voting everyone! :3 Now back to your regularly scheduled asks~ }}::.
[Steve]: I DIDN’T EVEN ENTER THIS CONTEST
MINESPICE DON’T CARE
MINESPICE DON’T GIVE A FUQ
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Kelley's Family
[Kelley]: Unfortunately this is the only photo I have. It was the only thing I could salvage from the migration…This was taken right when my parents arrived at the desert village. They immigrated from a far-away forest town that was destroyed in a zombie siege. True survivors, through and through! Unfortunately, my father didn’t survive the famine. He died when I was 17. He was...
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the true creeper
[Steve]: Maybe I should’ve just, y’know, knocked on the door. No, I can’t…it hurts to see Rana with that guy. He’s not ME!
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an observation
>Post something that took an hour to draw and I think is hilarious
>20 notes
>Post a stupid doodle that I think is lame
>150 notes
>What the hell you guys
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chrisc987 asks ...
melodys-misadventures:
[Melody] : What a good idea ! Unfortunatly, I’m too busy to do that kind of thing right now. Plus, I think that Steve would hate me forever, sooooo ….
[[A/N: I don’t think you understand how HARD I AM WHEEZING right now.
Edit: This Song just came on Winamp I AM DYING]]
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airplane
[Enderbro]: no Steve says they’re too expensive
but once I had a paper airplane
we were bros until it betrayed me
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Julie's got it goin' on
[Steve]: She seems a bit too, uh…Busy for me.
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fanart: doommonsters
doommonsters:
Cacodemon: Well, Pain Elemental has been hanging around with this one guy lately…
[[A/N: Forgot to post this last Fanart Friday. Cute~]]
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If it were Canon: SteveXMelody
askneighbro:
Ranwë: Steve….please stay single forever… or at least attempt to reproduce when I’m not around. I can hear you…
[[A/N: SCREAMING AND CRYING AND LOLLING. 4th PANEL NEIGHBRO’S FACE.]]
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Steve emoing
[Steve]: I’m tired of wasting time with pointless relationships. I want to make sure the next one I’m in is the last! I’m sure Rana is happy with Black Steve in his big stupid mansion…
Oh, and thanks for the book. I’ll try giving it to my parents, but I doubt they’ll be interested unless it’s the Book of Notch. They’re weird like that.
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woodpuncher
[Steve]: My hands are practically indestructible! The rest of me, however…Well, I fall more than 4 blocks and my ankles freakin’ explode.
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haters to the left
>Post fanmail
>Lose 3 followers
[[A/N: I guess they’re not hardcore enough for ~*~FAN ART FRIDAY!~*~
I’ll be doing some photo posts in a moment. BRACE YOURSELVES. And remember, if you want to ignore the fanstuff, use the “ask” tag.]]
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rocking horse
[Enderbro]: thanks a whole bunch bro
I feel like a real cowboy
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we don't talk about that
[Kelley]: I mean, that was like 15 years ago! It doesn’t matter anymore, right? Jim has a wife and kids now. It’s over. Done. Not even in my thoughts. Totally ov—
[Jim]: Stop talking, Kelley. Just…Stop talking.
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optimistic view
[[A/N: Too lazy to draw ALL the characters…So here’s the ones I got the most requests for in Kelley-vision.]]
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Julie
[Kelley]: It’s actually “Julie”, but…Needless to say, we didn’t last long.
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Kelley's tattoo
[Kelley]: I thought Angelo and I were going to be 2gether 4ever…Just remember kids: Think twice before you get someone’s name on you. Tattoos are permanent!
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swimsuit
[Kelley]: Okay, my people don’t generally wear Speedos…but I do! Makes me feel like a badass.
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abomination
[Steve]: Logically, you should be accepted by both! But realistically, you’d have a hard time being accepted by either…There’s still too much hate and prejudice between our people. People like Jim make the world suck.
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origin of the testificate
[Steve]: Their DNA is extremely similar to humans’, but also shares similarity with goblins and even elves. No one knows exactly what testificates evolved from—not even the testificates themselves!
[Kelley]: The most popular theory is that we’re all descended from a small group of humans and goblins who became isolated and interbred for thousands of years, creating a whole...
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endermakeout
[[A/N: This is as close as it’s going to get. SO HAWT~]]
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shave the beard
[Steve]: My face hasn’t bled this much since I crashed my minecart into a cactus at full-speed…Long story.
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Anonymous asked: its like you're sailing your own ship with kelley/steve ;)
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ooh mister kelley
[[A/N: And that somebody is me. Original comic here!]]
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booty quake
Anonymous asked: Has anyone done any Steve/Kelley fanfiction or art yet?
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Enderdamsel
[Enderbro]: I stayed with my gramma a lot
she said my parents didn’t like me so they dumped me on her all the time
good old gramma
always such a joker
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elder wisdom
[Steve]: My grandparents never taught me anything but backwards, outdated values. Old people don’t know anything!
[Enderbro]: my gramma told me not to eat the bee but I did it anyway
I should have listened
sorry gramma
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without a paddle
[Steve]: I gotta kick my legs so the boat will move! What else am I supposed to do—use a paddle? That’s insanity!
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Castle in the Sky
[Golembro]: It taught me that machines can break down but nature is never obsolete. Makes me all emotional ‘n shit.
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wisdom teeth
[Steve]: Oh, I got ‘em out alright! Growing up poor sucked. If you’re getting them pulled by a qualified professional, consider yourself lucky!
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babby sheep
[Enderbro]: I was too late to stop the collision
now the babby sheep is dead and it’s all my fault
huuu huuuuuu huuuuu
[Steve]: Dude, it’s still alive. Just flip it over.
[Enderbro]: all my fauuuullllt huu huuuuu R.I.P sheepy
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Fear the shadow chicken
melodys-misadventures:
[A/N : According to Steve’s facebook, Steve is born the January 10th. Consequently, his Spirit Companion is the shadow chicken. Epic combination, isn’t it ? *_* ]
[Enderbro]: laaaame
[Steve]: What’s wrong Enderbro-Kun? Could it be you’re craving my…McNuggies?
[Enderbro]: stop it Steve
[Steve]: Why? Are you afraid? Are...
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Kelley-vision
[Kelley]: Who doesn’t love a strong rugged man’s man? You can have your lady-faced Jpop stars. I’ll take a hard-workin’, hard-drinkin’, hard-assed MAN.
…Okay, and I may have a thing for humans. But my village doesn’t need to know that. It’s taboo enough just being friends!
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[[A/N: Craft-vision: Normal drawings
Bro-vision: Crappy stick...
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bro time
[Enderbro]: if I eat Steve there will be no bro time ever again
and bro time is my favorite time
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salad
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clownbro
[Enderbro]: but be careful
smiles are contagious
