February 2012
476 posts
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Commission Hallo~!
[[A/N: YOU GUYS. LOOK AT THIS FUCKIN AMAZING DRAWING BY HALLO. She’s saving for a vacation, you should totally COMMISSION her. Be quick—She only has a few slots left! For twenty bux you can have a quality sketch like this. THIS IS A “SKETCH”. THAT’S HOW AWESOME SHE IS.]]
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that feel
[Enderbro]: you know what I mean right
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sad cactus
[Enderbro]: yes I have
the cactus looked lonely and sad
but it clearly did not want a hug
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toys
[Steve]: I carved some toys out of wood and painted them with dye. It keeps him busy while I get stuff done. The fun part is tripping over them when I’m going down the stairs…
January 2012
207 posts
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New Merch! (by request!)
[[A/N: By request, here’s a design referencing THIS POST! You can find shirts and hoodies in every color, size and style HERE! Cleverly censored so you can wear it without people bitching at you. :D]]
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New Enderbro Merch!
[[A/N: These make awesome stickers too! You can order this design in any color, size and style HERE! Also, prices on all items are now slightly reduced. I hardly profit anything now, but meh.]]
Anonymous asked: Sorry for using the ask-feature for this, but I got no account and don't know how do send you any fan-mail .__. I was so happy, that you answered my "Steve's Mom"-Question! Never thought, that you would get such a great idea about that :D Also the one, who has made the Dad-Question is a cool bro *brofist* And you did another great job, with this comic! I realy love you all,...
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brew
[Enderbro]: i tried once
but it was too dangerous
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you can stare if you want
[Enderbro]: I like to stare at people
I would be a lame hypocrite if I didn’t let them stare at me
[[A/N: Sorry Anon, I’m a smartass. XD And yes, it’s because his eyes are derpy. I thiiiiink one of the first posts addressed this, but I don’t remember. I’m too lazy to go back and check.]]
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Excuse me while I fangirl.
towrite-mudblood-onherarms:
I fucking love this blog, okay? Enderbro is my favourite minecraft oc. He’s just so awesome. And the creator is awesome. I love you, greys.
[[A/N: THE LOVE. <3 You can call me whatever dude. I’m happy you like the blog, and I’m so honored to be your favorite!]]
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Twister
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Found Her
[[A/N: This badass Anon is referring to my other comic. Dude, you rock. XD Thanks for reading!]]
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WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE
[Steve]: I’VE SLAUGHTERED CHICKENS TOUGHER THAN YOU, WILL. COME AT ME BRO.
Anonymous asked: I know you're sick, so no rush, and feel free to answer this privately. I have a lot of respect for this blog and your ability to answer so many questions in one day. As an owner of one myself, I wanted your personal opinion on responses. When it comes to responding, do you think it's more important to have simple art and answer as many questions as possible? Or more complex art with...
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Cat
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Biggest Fan
[Steve]: I’m in the bathroom for 10 minutes…and I come out to a fanfare. Okay then.
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towrite-mudblood-onherarms:
Guise, Enderbro was chilling in my house. He escaped the thunderstorm. I put up a sign telling him all of his Friendermen are welcome. And he can come back any time. I wish he could see my room, though. Gordon’s chilling up there with me. Along with Vern the Fern.
Enderbro, you were wearing an awesome outfit. You looked like an elf. You looked nice.
[Enderbro]: oh...
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((Enderbro in a minecart))
askthequartet:
“Steve Steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeve look im in a minecart” ))
[Steve]: That’s a, uh…Pretty “special” way of riding a minecart, Bro.
[Enderbro]: I’m starting trends
this is how the cool kids roll
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New Bee-Themed Merch!
[[A/N: Granted! :D Two new designs—one with Enderbro’s quote, and one without…but with extra bees to make up for it! You can find these at the SHOP!]]
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Watchaskenderspace:
i makeing this for my bro ender bro.
[[A/N: I LOL’D SO HARD. THIS COULDN’T BE MORE PERFECT. XD Dude you rock so hard. Thank you, this is genius!]]
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enderhaiku
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it's more likely than you think
[Enderbro]: I accidentally reality
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Radio Gaga
[Enderbro]: Steve what is a disco stick
[Steve]: I, uh…Don’t think you’re ready for this discussion yet…
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bosskilla
[Enderbro]: oh yeah that was me
I saw you were in trouble and I tried to help
but I am not very good at this sorry
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+bow
[Enderbro]: I feel like diabetes
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Romantic
[Steve]: Rana’s totally into that stuff. Show her a zombie on fire and she’ll laugh till she cries.
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A Sudden Realization
[[A/N: This is Masada from the surreal horror game “Yume Nikki”. He’s supposedly a skinny, mouthless, passive, derp-eyed alien who lives on a monochrome spaceship and plays the keyboard.
It would be blasphemy if Masada and Enderbro weren’t total bros.]]
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forever longbeard
askneighbro:
askenderbro:
[Steve]: It gets lonely out here in the wilderness…Chicks dig beards, right?
[Steve]: Riiiiight. Because elves are SO popular with the ladi—
[Steve]: …Oh. Right. They are.
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It's Friday-
askneighbro:
Neighbro: Time for some weekend fun!
[Steve]: Time to catch some crabs!
YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
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New Steve-Themed Merch!
Three new designs featuring Steve’s glorious head! One with “SIQ AS FUQ” text, one without, and one in color. You can choose from t-shirts, babydoll, v-necks, long-sleeved and hoodies in pretty much any color. Colors pictured above are recommended.
Check it out at the SHOP!
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So as I was playing Minecraft
mimzemmy:
On a friend’s server, just minding my own business, when suddenly who comes to visit but Enderbro!
He’s rocking some stripy Pyjamas, and he brought Gordon along!
So that was cool. But even cooler is a few days later I’m building my tower when I see some purple swirlies. Enderbro again! And he brought me a gift.
When night came he left it behind. Probably went home to Steve.
...
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Steve's Pa
[Steve]: Smooth, Dad.
[Mrs. Mojang]: I hope you’re happy, you old fool! I suppose you don’t remember throwing out your back last time you picked up that sword!
[Mr. Mojang]: Damn it Leila, you want me to just sit around while our son is making friends with endermen? Before you know it he’ll be marrying a creeper!
[Mrs. Mojang]: Speaking of which, why aren’t you...
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true hero
[Steve]: What have I told you about playing with bees?
[Enderbro]: but Steve
they’re so fuzzy
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Stevehog
[Steve]: Siiiiiq. This little guy’s destined to be awesome. We’ll be bros and wear matching sunglasses.
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NopeCon
[Enderbro]: NopeCon is a 3-day convention for monsters to meet up and have fun
thousands show up and i like to hang out with everyone but these are my main homies
we always get a hotel room together and split costs
it’s always a party with these guys
I wish Pyramid Head would stop getting arrested though
he always spends the third day of the convention in jail
oh well we still have...
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idk y
[Enderbro]: idk bro
Notch decided it was a cool color
and put it on my eyes
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crybabby
[Enderbro]: endermen don’t cry tears like humans
because they would burn our face
[Steve]: Yeah, he just kinda sits there, shaking and making horrible noises until I threaten him.
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slendersuit
[Enderbro]: we wish we could be as dapper as Slendy
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forever longbeard
[Steve]: It gets lonely out here in the wilderness…Chicks dig beards, right?
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Devybro
[Enderbro]: Devin harnessed the power of progressive metal and focused it in a powerful laser that shot Ziltoid’s coffeeship out of the sky
it’s all in the Canadian history books
unfortunately me and Steve weren’t credited
but at least Canada is safe
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(intermission)
[[A/N: If I haven’t answered your question yet…This is why.]]
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Steve's Ma
[Steve]: What?! No, Ma. No. He’s just a roommate. Well…Actually, don’t freak out, but he’s an…Enderman.
[Mrs. Mojang]: An enderman?! Stevie, what have I told you about hanging out with the wrong crowd?
[Steve]: Don’t worry, he’s not dangerous. I’m pretty sure he’s retarded.
[Mrs. Mojang]: Well, use your best judgement…And...
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endertim
[Steve]: Dude, if you had a kid there is no way in hell I’d babysit the little punk.
[Enderbro]: but Steve
I’m working overtime at the office tonight
[Steve]: This is a hypothetical situation! You don’t even have a job!
[Enderbro]: you can’t make problems go away by pretending they don’t exist Steve
[Steve]: …I give up.
