January 2012
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Bro and Endersteve
[Enderbro]: being a human is neat
but I still feel more natural as an enderman
[Steve]: I…I can’t feel a heartbeat. This bothers me. A lot.
[[A/N: See “Steve-Vision” Bro HERE and HERE!]]
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Eye Color
December 2011
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Enderbro Map Ver. 03!
Version 03 of the Enderbro map! This update is HUGE! It contains several new buildings in Mountainview, 20+ new Brotips/signs/notes, secrets, random amusement and pretty decorations. Also, gold pants.
Changelog!
-Nether shelter
-Dungeon entrance in Mountainview
-Mountainview library
-Mountainview laboratory
-Lava Room (Mountainview)
-Fort Enderbro (Mountainview)
-Steve’s doghouse + dogs...
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Love, Hate, and Steve
daisytheblindendermiss:
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[Steve]: Top row, in my bunk. Bottom row, play in traffic.
But the only traffic around is airship traffic, and I can’t play in that because they’ll see the Marigold and come after me and kill me and take back the ship and— []gasps for air[] And that’s bad! Also, it was a simple mistake. The endermen I used to live with kept...
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eyebreak
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Frosted Butts
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Love, Hate, and Steve
[Steve]: Top row, in my bunk. Bottom row, play in traffic.
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cocktanite asked: (( So with all the random hate and whatnot going around I gotta say, as upset as some of it has made me two seconds later you just end up posting something that completely brings my mood back up. You're an amazingly hilarious person, and it really makes me glad that no matter what you're just as sweet as can be to pretty much everyone. So thank you <3 ))
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lemonsaresouryoupieceoffuck asked: Wow, I have to say, this blog is amazing. You take it upon yourself to do so much. I admire you for showing so much support to everyone. You really are great. So is Enderbro. It really lift one's mood. You are admirable. (Please don't draw anything for this ask; I'd hate to burden you with more work than you already have.) Keep up the good work.
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Keep Calm
[Steve]: You used my own motto against me…You sonofabitch. Okay, I’ll be calm. I’ll be calm after I knock some bitches around with a shovel.
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hard times
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hate free zone
[Enderbro]: we’re like a big family
I’m always here for my bros if they need me
because I know they’re always there for me
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It's definitely not a chicken
[Enderbro]: lordy lordy look who’s turning forty forty
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Hey Guys
[Enderbro]: if blogging makes you happy you should do it
even if someone thinks it’s lame
one time I built a house and Steve said it was garbage and I should jump off a cliff
but building houses makes me happy
so I keep doing it
and he can just deal with it
haters to the left
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asktehmushroom:
Yesh! My name ish Shwoo! Yus yus moog shall come. He’sh like my shtuffed toy naw cuz he not really alive yus.
Moog shall be shteve, and Ish shall be….
ENDERBRO
Ish didn’t do sho gud wit teh black ink on myshelf but Moog looksh jusht like Shteve!
Ish hash my invitation!
PARTYYYY!!!
Oh jahs and Ish thought da party was yeshterday but it washn’t lol.
yus yus yus...
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Combustible Lemons: Untitled →
combustablelemons:
This is a novelization of my adventures in Enderbro and Steve’s map. I had hoped to make it a comic, but, due to my tablet being royally fucked, I’m writing it out instead. I changed the spawn to the desert for shits and giggles.
The first thing I noticed after regaining consciousness was…
[Enderbro]: wow this story is so compelling
I’m on the edge of my seat
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Bedtime
[Enderbro]: bedtime can be a chore sometimes
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Secret Pearls
[Steve]: I thought you were like…Saving them, like a psycho killer saves body parts. Well now I feel like an ass.
[Enderbro]: ew no
that’s sick bro what’s wrong with you
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Yeah, that's what he is.
[Enderbro]: you should have just told me bro
no one’s judging you
cowboys are pretty cool
[Steve]: Haha, yeah, now gimme my stuff back and…go play outside or something. Forever.
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Doorway Skillz
[Enderbro]: I do hit my head on them a lot though
I am bad at paying attention
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Return of the Secret Pants
[Steve]: But I’m getting back in shape! Lifting weights, stuff like that…NOT LIKE I WOULD WEAR THEM ANYWAY. THEY WERE A GAG GIFT SERIOUSLY.
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Sword
[Enderbro]: I don’t like fighting
but I like trying new things
thank you for the lessons
it’s an honor to learn from a professional
[Steve]: Pfff, I don’t need no training. I already rock the diamond blade like a boss.
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Endicorn+Enderman=???
[Enderbro]: but I am not ready for babbies
why are they always sticky
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Making Babbies
[Enderbro]: gender is very pointless with our kind
I don’t think we have genders at all because we look the same
and we act the same and we can do the same stuff
I think it’s something humans made up
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Endernatomy
[Enderbro]: we’re made of shadows
so maybe the stuff we eat turns into shadows
what if shadows are poop
[Steve]: Dude. Just stop talking.
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Secret Pants
[Steve]: DON’T JUDGE ME.
[[A/N: this question is referring to the map where Steve has leather pants and a saddle chillin’ in the bottom of his bedside chest. XD ]]
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Anxiety
[Enderbro]: that makes me really really happy
I’m glad you’re ok
don’t be scared of people
many of them are scared just like you
but I find that most of them are cool bros
unless they have torture devices in their basements
don’t talk to those guys
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Ponylegs
[Enderbro]: four legs is too many legs
[[A/N: Endicorn wanted me to draw something else, but I drew this instead. Hope you don’t mind. <3 ]]
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Stronghold Club
[Enderbro]: they’re a cool hang out spot
really good for dance parties
and not much else
[Steve]: I don’t know who built them. Wasn’t me. But I’ll bet fiddy iron ingots that the skeletons and zombies built them, back when they were alive.
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Bros 5ever
[Steve]: I’ll most likely be a wise, well-traveled mountain man. All the young folks will seek me for knowledge. I’ll live in a mysterious cottage up on a hill and have a sickass braided goatee. Yep, I’ll be awesome forever.
[Enderbro]: I will look the same
except older
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Half-a-Doublehug
[Enderbro]: aww come on Steve
be a good guy not a scumbag
[Steve]: Naw. Hugs aren’t my thing, sorry Brah.
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Wedding!
[Enderbro]: I will wear my most swag suit
you two totally belong together forever
oh man imma cry
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Enderbro Map: Version 02
[[A/N: Version 02 of Enderbro and Steve’s world!
Changelog:
-Fort Steve
-Nether Portal
-Little pond/bridge
-Major bridge to Nether Portal
-Road lights
-Four “Brotip” signs (can you find them all?)
-Minor changes to Steve/Enderbro’s house
-Enderbro note in the sheep pen
-Signs for farms
-Random signs somewhat hidden around Mountainview (check behind buildings!)
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Anonymous asked: What is that webcomic you mentioned?
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Anonymous asked: uh, hey.. its novacaineme. i just wanted to apologize for blowing up at you.. the blog mentioned and linked to you in a post so i just assumed. sorry. :/
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Want to Play Enderbro and Steve's Map?
[[A/N: I made Enderbro and Steve’s world! It’s actually not the “ASSBUTTS” seed, but we’ll just say it is. ;D
This actually started as my own Survival world, and I’m proud to say that everything is 100% legit EXCEPT for Enderbro and Steve’s house, which I used cheats for. You SHOULD spawn right in front of the house, and if not, there’s a train...
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