[[A/N: Steve (and his wolf Ruffles) makes a minor cameo in my other comic, Fairy Tale Rejects!

Check it out here.

WARNING: contains foul language, boobies and butts.]]

[Enderbro]: Steve didn’t pay attention in minecart driving school

now he is dead

[Steve]: No, I’m not!

[Enderbro]: we will miss him

[Enderbro]: they like to hug me

it’s like swimming in jell-o

but with more acid burns

lord-of-bacon:

I have now gone through the e-mails, and I have selected the artist who had the best match to what I was looking for. 

*drumroll*

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YOU’RE AMAZING, LIZ!

Dark Herobrine fans should direct their attention to the great and talented Scribbleliz for future updates! 

[Steve]: I didn’t feel like building a stable anyway.

[[A/N: I’m finally moved into my new place! 

First order of business: Finding stable work and finishing commissions. Basically anything that grows my pitiful bank account.

Then: Updating comics.

Thank you for your patience. Sorry I’m such a chaotic person. I’m in a much better situation now and hopefully things will be more stable from now on.]]

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[Enderbro]: no sir

I didn’t like it

[Steve]: The possibilities are endless!

[Steve]: I think Kelley’s delusional…Always seeing the best in even the crappiest people.

[Enderbro]: according to my extensive scientific experimentation

rain is terrible

Alternatively…

[Enderbro]: its all very technical

[Enderbro]: Enderbutts are superior to all other butts

[[A/N: My move got delayed slightly and I heard there was fandom drama. Let’s all have some laughs!]]

[[A/N: I’m going to be moving this week, so Dark Herobrine will be delayed until further notice. I’m going to try and post all the pages from the weeks I miss all at once. If I miss 2 weeks, I’ll post 2 pages, etc. Sorry!]]

End of part 2 of the Dark Herobrine comic commissioned and written by Aapur!

Aapur is commissioning me to draw this comic for him, so the faster he gets money, the faster new pages will come out. If you’d like to donate towards this project, check out his dA page!

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[[A/N: In celebration of Minecraft 1.5, where you can stack things on things!]]

The last two pages are sponsored by Becky!

Thank you Becky! 8D

lord-of-bacon:

Please DO NOT send the donation as a payment for goods. This might in the worst case cause some problems for me, and I do not want that.

When selecting how much to send, please send it as a payment for “Services” because then I won’t have to say that the “Item”(That doesn’t exist) have been sent.

So yeah.

And for those who want to contribute, here’s my paypal: aapur1994 [at] yahoo [dot] no

Tumblr user Enom has made a very generous donation towards the Dark Herobrine comic! You can thank them for pages 8-13.

Dark Herobrine will now be updated every Thursday until page 13.

Thank you so much Enom!!

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The sixth page of the Dark Herobrine comic commissioned and written by Aapur!

Aapur is commissioning me to draw this comic for him, so the faster he gets money, the faster new pages will come out. If you’d like to donate towards this project, check out his dA page!

[Enderbro]: good thing they were just a dream

[Steve]: Greys is lying. She just owes Slenderman twenty dollars…

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[EDIT: I’ve just been informed that mailing cash is illegal in the US…? I guess all those times my relatives sent me birthday money, they were committing crimes. LOLWHOOPS. Money orders are fine though. You can get them at the post office, and some grocery and convenience stores.]

lord-of-bacon:

Have some of the golden comments, guys:

• OMFG ENDERBRO IS RETARTED THTAS WHY ITZ FUNNY TOO (*Facepalm* He is special. Not retarded. He have a different view of the world. that’s all)
• Add me in! I have assassin’s creed (or was it creep?) skin! please add me! (*2x Facepalm Combo* Only donators can ask this question. I closed the open casting before summer vacation ended in 2012…)
• Where is SkydoesMinecraft? (5x Facepalm cliffhanger combo* Stop asking about where <character> is. Look at above point for the reason)
• are u continuing (No because i’m broke… YES OFCOURSE! Just be bloody patient. It takes time for me to earn enough for paying for a page…)
• Hey!!! No round things(this time the wheel!) allowed/exists in minecraft!!! (just…. Fuck you if you ever choose to post a comment like this)
• mind if u do a comic on Herobrine kidnapping enderbro (You must be new here…)
• The only thing I disapprove of is the lack of Ernest. (You’re not allowed to dissapprove the lack of ANY characters unless you’ve donated)

And not to forget these(all from the same user within a fairly short time span):

• Hey there when are u doing another Steve and enderbro on tumbler..
• um hello are you doing another enderbro comic :c
• Hello aapur when r u and greys putting up a new part of steve and enderbro….
• ah hey um how comeyou noy making a comic with greys

Just stop asking, please. Unless you’re contributing to the comic as a donator won’t you have the priveleges to make demands, complain about missing characters, pester us about the next page and so on. It’s hard enough for me to pay for this as it is, and dumb comments really just breaks my will to continue paying for more pages.Remember that I’m paying for your entertainment.

and yet am I the only one who have been paying too. Have spent over $100 of the money I have spen hours working just to get, so I don’t accept that people act like ungrateful bastards just because they didn’t make the casting in August or because pages are skipped some months because I can’t afford it.

Besides. If I ordered all the pages from Greys at once would I have a really large dept to repay, and as long as nobody donate will I have to work on paying it down all alone.

So please. UInless you are concidering actually donating, please jusat enjoy the show and don’t make any immature, ungrateful or stupid remarks.

Don’t get me wrong. I love all the comments the comic gets, even if some are stupid. It shows that people are interested in something (great) that spawned from my shitty writing.

ps. I’m not ungrateful for the attention the cominc have been getting. Fairly many perople have actually given me the inspiration and will to keep paying, and I thank you all for being loyal and mature readers. 

Ps(2). I want to thank Greys for accepting to do this. This have been the best commission I’ve ever ordered, and Thanks to thios have I also managed to find epic friends, like ED, Melody and so many other epic people. If I hadn’t chosen to buy this commission would I never had made the Ask blog and never joined the Minecraftian Fandom at all. You have my eternal respect for not quitting when the fur-haters attacked, or when I wasn’t able to pay upon a page finish. I hope this is a great experience for you too :D

[[A/N: If you’re interested in the Dark Herobrine comic, you should probably read this. Dark Herobrine is a commission. That means Aapur has to pay me for each page. He’s in a rough financial spot right now, so it hasn’t been easy for him. If you want the pages to come out faster, why not donate a couple bucks instead of complaining?

If you have PayPal, you can donate to aapur1994.yahoo.no.

All donators will have one character of their choice put into a page!]]

asktheminecraftbaker:

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[Steve]: I’m profiting! And I’ve invested nothing! I’m the greatest businessman who ever lived!

[Enderbro]: but steve

you invested land

[Steve]: Pff, land. What has useless land ever done for me?

melodys-misadventures:

[Steve]: TOWERS OF COAL

OCEANS OF COAL

I AM COAL

ALL IS COAL

[Enderbro]: um Steve

how much did this tv ad cost

[Steve]: Don’t worry, I paid them in coal.

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The sixth page of the Dark Herobrine comic commissioned and written by Aapur!

Aapur is commissioning me to draw this comic for him, so the faster he gets money, the faster new pages will come out. If you’d like to donate towards this project, check out his dA page!

melodys-misadventures:

[Ice!Wolf Melody] : Steev

What if KFC

[A/N : I don’t even know if somebody still remember this ]

[Steve]: Chicken can’t be good for you…I mean, it’s served in a bucket!

chocolateshoes:

melodys-misadventures:

[A/N : I just came across this thing thanks to Alex’s and Blue’s mod, so I guess it would be cool if we do this too : how about making your mineblog character in a chibi way thanks to this ? :D ]

[Steve]: Let’s do this kawaii shit!

[Steve]: I can’t believe this blog has lasted over a year…Thanks to you! Don’t you people have any taste?!

[Enderbro]: happy new year bros

I have a good feeling about lucky 2013

it’s gonna be a good one