[[Author]]: Since I’m able to be more active with the blog right now, Anonymous asks are back on until further notice.

This blog has answered over 2000+ questions, so if yours isn’t answered, that means it may have already been answered in the past. Or, I just haven’t gotten around to it yet!

Thanks!

Nightmares

[Alex]: The days are awesome! But at night, I always have dreams that  monsters come out and kill me. They’re waaay too real.

[Steve]: Wait a minute…

Alex, those aren’t dreams! You are actually being killed and…and…respawning?!

That must mean you’re a PLAYER!

[Alex]: You’re so weird, Steve.

[[Author: I just realized…

Alex looks like beardless Jeb.

Help me scoop up my brains because my HEAD JUST EXPLODED]]

Herabrine

[Herabrine has joined the game!]

[[Author]]: A little note to help new followers catch up with the blog’s main plot…

Steve is the “Player”, a human who is granted immortality until he kills the enderdragon. Herobrine is an evil entity who is forced to take the form of the Player until the Player dies, after which he will become a dragon.

Now that there are two Players…

Two Herobrines??

Player Hater

all this time

[Enderbro]: nothing to write home about

prepare the ship’s canons

[Steve]: Wait…You write fanfiction about…Me…?

[Enderbro]: don’t censor me Steve

my story has 2 favorites on fanfiction.butt

it has made me a famous internet author

Tip For The New, Reminder For The Old

[Steve]: Remember when this blog was good? 

Yeah, me either.

Just a friendly tip for new followers that you can view posts in chronological order! Watch the blog’s quality spiral downward into the void at your own pace! Wooo!

good grief

[Steve]: HMM NO I CAN’T THINK OF A SINGLE TIME IN MY LIFE…

tetris

[[Author: only oldschool Minecrafters will get the &eo thing!]]

corn

[Enderbro]: corn is trending

Rock, Rock, Rock

The New Player - Part Two

[Alex has joined the game!]

The New Player

[Steve]: She likes my arms! SHE LIKES MY ARMS! 

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[[Author: If you haven’t heard, a second default skin was added to Minecraft recently! More info HERE.]]